3 Stages of Life

There are three universally understood stages of life:

1. The Jellyfish Stage - pertaining to ego, subterranean breathing techniques and eternal life

2. The Severed Hand Stage - relating to disassociation of self and ghost feelings

3. The Ice Cream Stage - high focus on ice creamy

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Addendum // In pre-neck civilizations, it was common to have at least two large hands jetting out from a body structure to support the bony  encasement of the ‘brain’ - a gelatinous  maze of memories and mostly pointless information that will be forgotten. Each day, thousands of synapsis pulse through the brain, forming a web of randomly generated thoughts about food, funny cats and things that will enlarge your ego. This psyche-web is intrinsically connected to a larger network of psychodynamic mycelium that synthesizes those thoughts and blooms them into mushrooms, which are consumed by humans who, through a process of osmosis, take on those same thoughts, thus continuing the eternal loop of similar thoughts.

Anyway, before necks were finally invented, support hands were traded by the growing community of larger brained sapiens. hence the expression ‘lend a helping hand’